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    August 30

    Real 911 Calls that are just too funny!!!

    These are REAL 911 Calls!  Some people are just so stupid!!!


    Dispatcher : 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
    Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner.
    Dispatcher: Do you have an address?
    Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why?

    Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
    Caller : Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham and cheese sandwich .
    Dispatcher : Excuse me?
    Caller : I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchen table and when I came back from the bathroom, someone had taken a bite out of it.
    Dispatcher : Was anything else taken?
    Caller : No, but this has happened to me before and I'm sick and tired of it!


    Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency?
    Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have an eleven on it.
    Dispatcher: This is nine eleven.
    Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one
    Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing.
    Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid.


    Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What's the nature of your emergency?
    Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart
    Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
    Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!


    Dispatcher: 9-1-1
    Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath. Darn....I think I'm going to pass out.
    Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?
    Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster.
    Dispatcher: ! Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?
    Caller: No
    Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing?
    Caller: Running from the Police.

    Why Americans Should Never Be Allowed To Travel -Funny Stuff!

    I saw this on the internet.  True American stories from travel agents.  Funny stuff!
     

    I had someone ask for an aisle seats so that his or her hair wouldn't get messed up by being near the window.

    A client called in inquiring about a package to Hawaii.  After going over all the cost info, she asked, "Would it be cheaper to fly to California and then take the train to Hawaii?"

    I got a call from a woman who wanted to go to Capetown.  I started to explain the length of the flight and the passport information when she interrupted me with "I'm not trying to make you look stupid, but Capetown is in Massachusetts. "Without trying to make her look like the stupid one, I calmly explained, "Capecod is in Massachusetts, Capetown is in Africa."  Her response ... click.

    A man called, furious about a Florida package we did. I asked what was wrong with the vacation in Orlando. He said he was expecting an ocean-view room. I tried to explain that is not possible, since Orlando is in the middle of the state. He replied, "Don't lie to me. I looked on the map and Florida is a very thin state."

    I got a call from a man who asked, "Is it possible to see England from Canada?" I said, "No." He said "But they look so close on the map."

    Another man called and asked if he could rent a car in Dallas. When I pulled up the reservation, I noticed he had a 1-hour lay over in Dallas.  When I asked him why he wanted to rent a car, he said, "I heard Dallas was a big airport, and I need a car to drive between the gates to save time."

    A nice lady just called. She needed to know how it was possible that her flight from Detroit left at 8:20am and got into Chicago at 8:33am.  I tried to explain that Michigan was an hour ahead of llinois, but she could not understand the concept of time zones. Finally I told her the plane went very fast, and she bought that!

    A woman called and asked, "Do airlines put your physical description on your bag so they know who's luggage belongs to who?" I said, "No, why do you ask?" She replied, "Well, when I checked in with the airline, they put a tag on my luggage that said FAT, and I'm overweight, is there any connection?" After putting her on hold for a minute while I "looked into it" (I was actually laughing) I came back and explained the city code for Fresno is FAT, and that the airline was just putting a destination tag on her luggage.

    I just got off the phone with a man who asked, "How do I know which plane to get on?" I asked him what exactly he meant, which he replied, "I was told my flight number is 823, but none of these darn planes have numbers on them."

    A woman called and said, "I need to fly to Pepsi-cola on one of those computer planes." I asked if she meant to fly to Pensacola on a commuter plane. She said, "Yeah, whatever."

    A businessman called and had a question about the documents he needed in order to fly to China. After a lengthy discussion about passports, I reminded him he needed a visa. "Oh no I don't, I've been to China many times and never had to have one of those." I double checked and sure enough, his stay required a visa. When I told him this he said, "Look, I've been to China four times and every time they have accepted my American Express."

    A woman called to make reservations, "I want to go from Chicago to Hippopotamus, New York" The agent was at a loss for words. Finally, the agent: "Are you sure that's the name of the town?" "Yes, what flights do you have?" replied the customer. After some searching, the agent came back with, "I'm sorry, ma'am, I've looked up every airport code in the country and can't find a Hippopotamus anywhere." The customer retorted, "Oh don't be silly. Everyone knows where it is. Check your map!" The agent scoured a map of the state of New York and finally offered, "You don't mean Buffalo, do you?" "That's it! I knew it was a big animal!"

     

    August 29

    Do you need S.H.I.T. Special High Intensity Training?

    TO: All Employees
    From: Management
    Subject: Special High Intensity Training

    In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T.). We are trying to give employees more S.H.I.T. than anyone else.

    If you feel that you do not receive you share of S.H.I.T. on the job, please see your manager. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T.list, and our managers are especially skilled at seeing that you get all the S.H.I.T. you can handle.

    Employees who don't take their S.H.I.T. will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EMPLOYEE EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P S.H.I.T.). Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T. seriously will have to go to EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T. S.H.I.T.). Since our managers took S.H.I.T. before they were promoted, they don't have to do S.H.I.T. anymore, and are all full of S.H.I.T. already.

    If you are full of S.H.I.T., you may be interested in a job training others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LECTURE LIST. (B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T.).

    Those who are full of B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T. will get the S.H.I.T.jobs, and can apply for promotion to DIRECTOR OF INTENSITY PROGRAMMING (D.I.P. S.H.I.T.).

    If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF TRAINING, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T.S.H.I.T.).

    Thank you,

    BOSS IN GENERAL
    SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (B.I.G. S.H.I.T.)

    August 25

    Interesting Facts about medal count

    Interesting Facts about medal count
     
    beijing medals
     
    I saw this article on Yahoo.  It's a very interesting list of facts about Olympic medals. 
     
    In honor of the 36 gold medals won by the United States at the 2008 Summer Olympics, Fourth-Place Medal presents 36 interesting facts about the overall medal count:
     
    1) China won the most gold medals at the Beijing Games with 51. They become the first country to crack the 50-gold mark since the Soviet Union in 1988. The most golds ever won in a single Olympics is 83 (United States, 1984).
     
    2) It's the first time since 1936 that a country other than the United States or the Soviet Union has led the medal count.
     
    3) China won more golds in Beijing (51) than they did total medals in Atlanta (50).
     
    4) 'Project 119' was a Chinese initiative designed toward winning golds in the medal-rich sports of swimming, track, rowing, kayaking and sailing. Reports are already crediting Project 119 with China's dominance in the gold medal count, but Chinese athletes won just four golds in those sports. Their total was instead augmented by even better performances in Chinese-dominated events like diving, gymnastics and table tennis.
     
    5) The United States won the same amount of golds (36) that they did in Athens, continuing a remarkable consistency that the nation has exhibited over the past half-century. American Olympic gold totals since 1952: 40, 32, 34, 36, 45, 33, 34, 83, 36, 37, 44, 38, 36 and 36. (The outlier of 83 was from the boycotted 1984 Los Angeles Olympics.)
     
    6) The overall medal count was won by the United States for the fourth consecutive Olympics. The U.S. earned 110 medals, compared to China's 100.
     
    7) Per capita, China won one gold medal for every 25 million people in the country. The United States' per capita rate was one gold for every 8.5 million. The tiny island nation of Jamaica, which won a staggering six golds in Beijing, had a per capita rate of one gold for every 450,000 residents. Had China won at that rate, the country would have earned 2,889 golds.
     
    8) Greece won 16 medals as the host country in 2004. Four years later, the founders of the Olympics managed just four -- their lowest total since 1992.
     
    9) African countries won a total of 40 medals, the highest total in history for the continent.
     
    10) Six countries won their first ever Olympic medals: Afghanistan, Bahrain, Mauritius, Sudan, Tajikistan and Togo.
     
    11) Great Britain won 47 medals, the most in their history and a 17-medal increase from Athens. Expect an even higher total in 2012, when the Games will be held in London for the first time in 68 years. The last time Great Britain competed in a Summer Olympics on its home turf, they earned a disappointing three golds.
     
    12) India has 17% of the world's population. They won 0.31% of Olympic medals.
     
    13) China: 19.8% of population, 10.4% of medals.
     
    14) United States: 4.6% of population, 11.5% medals.
     
    15) Jamaica: 0.041% of population, 1.15% medals.
     
    16) Iceland was the least populous country to win an Olympic medal.
     
    17) Pakistan was the most populous country not to win an Olympic medal (164 million residents, sixth-largest nation in the world).
     
    18) Michael Phelps would have finished tied for 9th in the gold medal count, ahead of countries including France, Netherlands, Spain, Canada, Argentina, Switzerland, Brazil and Mexico.
     
    19) The rest of the world won seven golds in men's swimming events. Phelps, of course, won eight.
     
    20) The United States won the most golds (7) and most total medals in the track competition (23), despite having what was widely considered a disappointing meet
     
    21) More proof that boxing is dead in the United States: the country earned just one medal (a bronze) in the 12 boxing events. Even after three straight disappointing boxing performances at the Summer Games, the U.S. has still won the most Olympic boxing medals (109) in history.
     
    22) China won 8 out of 12 possible medals in table tennis and 7 of 8 possible golds in diving.
     
    23) Great Britain won 7 of 10 golds in track cycling and won 12 medals overall. The rest of the world earned 18 medals in the sport.
     
    24) National gold-medal sweeps: Basketball (USA), Beach Volleyball (USA), Rhythmic Gymnastics (RUS), Synchronized Swimming (RUS), Table Tennis (CHN) and Trampoline (CHN).
     
    25) Sweden had the best medal tally (4 silver, 1 bronze) without winning a gold.
     
    26) Armenia won 6 bronze medals, but no gold or silver ones.
     
    27) Speaking of former Soviet states, members of the former Soviet Union won a total of 173 medals in Beijing.
     
    28) In 1992, Cuba finished 5th in the gold medal count. In 2008, the nation finished 28th.
     
    29) From 1980 to 2008, Jamaica won three Olympic golds. In a span of six days in Beijing, Usain Bolt won three.
     
    30) Sweden was a fixture in the top-three of the overall medal count for the early part of the 20th century. In Beijing, the Scandinavian country finished 38th and was shut-out in golds for just the second time in history.
     
    31) Panama and Mongolia won the first gold medals in their respective histories.
     
    32) China won 27 gold medals in judged sports.
     
    33) The United States won 4 gold medals in judged sports.
     
    34) China's "real" medal tally was 24/17/14/55.
     
    35) The "real" medal tally for the United States: 32/31/27/80.
     
    36) In all, 958 medals were handed out to athletes from 87 countries, the most medals and medal receipients in Olympic history.
    August 23

    Yao Ming listening to the umpire- Funny Picture!

    Take a look at how Yao Ming listens to the umpire during the Olympic basketball game against Germany!
     
    Yao ming
     
    Funny!!!

    Great Pictures of Olympic Ping Pong Action!

    I saw these pictures of Ping Pong action during the Beijing Olympics on China Daily.  They titled these pictures "I wanna kiss you, gaze at you."
     
    Take a look.  Quite good!
     
    Adrian Crisan of Romania
     
    Adrian Crisan of Romania plays against Lin Ju of Dominican Republic during their men's table tennis single preliminary match at the 2008 Beijing Olympic Games on August 20, 2008.
     
    Alfredo Carneros of Spain
     
    Alfredo Carneros of Spain serves during his men's singles preliminary round table tennis match against Adel Massaad of Egypt at the Beijing 2008 Olympic Games August 19, 2008.
     
    Chinas Wang Hao
     
    China's table tennis team player Wang Hao serves during the men's team table tennis gold medal match China vs. Germany of the 2008 Beijing Olympic Games at the Peking University gymnasium in Beijing on August 18, 2008. China defeated Germany 3-0.
     
    Frances Patrick Chila
     
    France's Patrick Chila eyes the ball as he plays against Hungary's Janos Jakar in the men's singles table tennis preliminary round of the 2008 Beijing Olympic Games at the Peking University gymnasium in Beijing on August 19, 2008.
     
    Japans Haruna Fukuoka
     
    Japan's Haruna Fukuoka plays against Thailand's Nanthana Komwong in their women's singles table tennis preliminary round match at the 2008 Beijing Olympic Games on August 20, 2008.
     
    Portugals Marcos Preitas
     
    Portugal's Marcos Preitas plays against Egypt's El-Sayed Lashin in the men's singles table tennis preliminary round of the 2008 Beijing Olympic Games at the Peking University gymnasium in Beijing on August 19, 2008.
     
    Sharath Kamal Achanta of India
     
    Sharath Kamal Achanta of India serves during the men's singles first round match against Alfredo Carneros of Spain at Beijing Olympic Games table tennis event in Beijing, China, Aug. 19, 2008. Sharath Kamal Achanta of India beat his rival 4-2.
     
    Suraju Saka of Congo Brazzaville
     
    Suraju Saka of Congo Brazzaville serves to Lei Kou of Ukraine during their men's table tennis single preliminary match as part of the 2008 Beijing Olympic Games on August 19, 2008 at the Peking University gymnasium in Beijing .
     
    Suraju Saka of Congo
     
    Suraju Saka of Congo serves during the men's singles first round match against Lei Kou of Ukraine at Beijing Olympic Games table tennis event in Beijing, China, Aug. 19, 2008. Suraju Saka of Congo beat his rival 4-1.[
     

    Download Chris Brown - Forever Mp3 free!

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    Lyrics to the song below:
     
    [Intro:]
    1, 2, 3, 4...
    Hey (eh)
    Forever
    Hey (eh)
    Forever

    [Verse 1:]
    It's you, and me
    Movin' at the speed of light into eternity (yeah)
    Tonight, is the night
    To join me in the middle of ecstasy
    Feel the melody and the rhythm of the music around you (around you)

    [Bridge:]
    Ima take you there, Ima take you there
    So don't be scared, I'm right here, you ready
    We can go anywhere
    Go anywhere
    But first, it's your chance
    Take my hand
    Come with me

    [Chorus:]
    It's like I waited my whole life
    For this one night
    It's gon be me you and the dance floor
    Cuz we only got one night
    Double your pleasure
    Double you fun
    And dance forever ever ever
    Forever ever ever
    Forever ever ever
    Forever (forever)
    Ever ever ever
    Forever ever ever
    Forever ever ever
    Forever on the dance floor

    [Verse 2:]
    Feels like were on another level (ohh ahh)
    Feels like our loves intertwine
    We can be two rebels
    Breakin' the rules
    Me and you
    You and I
    All you gotta do is watch me
    Look what I can do with my feet, baby
    Feel the beat inside
    I'm drivin', you could take the front seat (front seat)
    Just need you to trust me (trust me)
    Girl girl girl
    It's like now

    [Chorus:]
    It's like I waited my whole life (oh)
    For this one night (one night)
    It's gon be me you and the dance floor (dance floor)
    Cuz we only got one night (ohh)
    Double you pleasure
    Double your fun (yeah)
    And dance forever ever ever (ohh)
    Forever ever ever (ever)
    Forever ever ever (ever)
    Forever (forever)
    Ever ever ever (ever)
    Forever ever ever (ever)
    Forever ever ever (ever)
    Forever on the dance floor

    [Verse 3:]
    It's a long way down
    We so high off the ground
    Sendin' for an angel to bring me your heart
    Girl where did you come from?
    Got me so undone
    Gazin' in your eyes got me sayin'
    What a beautiful lady
    No ifs ands or maybes
    I'm releasin my heart
    And it's feelin' amazing
    There's no one else that matters
    You love me
    And I wont let you fall girl
    Let you fall girl (ahh ohh oh oh yeah)
    Yeah, I wont let you fall
    Let you fall
    Let you fall (ohh ohh)
    Yeah yeah
    Yeah yeah

    [Chorus + Ad Libs:]
    It's like
    It's like I waited my whole life (whole life)
    For this one night (one night)
    It's gon be me you and the dance floor (me you and the dance floor)
    Cuz we only got one night
    Double your pleasure
    Double your fun
    And dance forever ever ever
    Forever ever ever
    Forever ever ever
    Forever
    Ever ever ever
    Forever ever ever
    Forever ever ever
    Forever on the dance floor

    [Outro:]
    Ohh oh oh oh oh oh ohhh yeah
    Forever ever ever ever
    Forever ever ohh
     

    Download David Banner - Get Like Me Mp3 free!

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    Download Kardinal Offishall - Dangerous Mp3 free!

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    Download REO Speedwagon - Can't This Feeling Mp3 free!

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    Lyrics to the classic love song below:
     
    I can't fight this feeling any longer.
    And yet I'm still afraid to let it flow.
    What started out as friendship,
    Has grown stronger.
    I only wish I had the strength to let it show.

    I tell myself that I can't hold out forever.
    I said there is no reason for my fear.
    Cause I feel so secure when we're together.
    You give my life direction,
    You make everything so clear.

    And even as I wander,
    I'm keeping you in sight.
    You're a candle in the window,
    On a cold, dark winter's night.
    And I'm getting closer than I ever thought I might.

    And I can't fight this feeling anymore.
    I've forgotten what I started fighting for.
    It's time to bring this ship into the shore,
    And throw away the oars, forever.

    Cause I can't fight this feeling anymore.
    I've forgotten what I started fighting for.
    And if I have to crawl upon the floor,
    Come crushing through your door,
    Baby, I can't fight this feeling anymore.

    My life has been such a whirlwind since I saw you.
    I've been running round in circles in my mind.
    And it always seems that I'm following you, girl,
    Cause you take me to the places,
    That alone I'd never find.

    And even as I wander,
    I'm keeping you in sight.
    You're a candle in the wind,
    On a cold, dark winter's night.
    And I'm getting closer than I ever thought I might.

    And I can't fight this feeling anymore.
    I've forgotten what I started fighting for.
    It's time to bring this ship into the shore,
    And throw away the oars, forever.

    Cause I can't fight this feeling anymore.
    I've forgotten what I started fighting for.
    And if I have to crawl upon the floor,
    Come crushing through your door,
    Baby, I can't fight this feeling anymore.
     

    Download Josh Groban - You Raise Me Up Mp3 free!

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    Lyrics to the song below:
     
    When I am down and, oh my soul, so weary;
    When troubles come and my heart burdened be;
    Then, I am still and wait here in the silence,
    Until you come and sit awhile with me.

    You raise me up, so I can stand on mountains;
    You raise me up, to walk on stormy seas;
    I am strong, when I am on your shoulders;
    You raise me up... To more than I can be.

    You raise me up, so I can stand on mountains;
    You raise me up, to walk on stormy seas;
    I am strong, when I am on your shoulders;
    You raise me up... To more than I can be.

    You raise me up, so I can stand on mountains;
    You raise me up, to walk on stormy seas;
    I am strong, when I am on your shoulders;
    You raise me up... To more than I can be.

    You raise me up, so I can stand on mountains;
    You raise me up, to walk on stormy seas;
    I am strong, when I am on your shoulders;
    You raise me up... To more than I can be.

    You raise me up... To more than I can be.
     
     

    Download Chris Brown feat. T-Pain - Kiss Kiss Mp3 free!

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    Lyrics to the song below:
     
    (Feat. T Pain)

    Yo this is Nappy Boy radio live
    With ya boy T-Pain
    We love rap music
    Listen, uh we got a caller on line one
    Caller what's your problem:
    Hello, I'm on the radio with T-Pain
    (How's it going, yea)
    It ain't going good
    My girl ain't doing her things she used to do at all
    I got just what you need
    Brand new Chris Brown, T-Pain
    You heard it hear first
    (What them boys gon do for me) Nappy Boy Radio
    We love you...

    Hey...
    She want that lovey dovey (lovey dovey)
    That kiss kiss (kiss kiss)
    In her mind she fantasize bout getting with me
    They hating on me (hating on me)
    They wanna diss diss (diss diss)
    Because she mine, and so fine
    And thick as can be

    She want that lovey dovey (lovey dovey)
    That kiss kiss (kiss kiss)
    In her mind she fantasize bout getting with me
    They hating on me (hating on me)
    They wanna diss diss (diss diss)
    Because she mine, and so fine
    And thick as can be

    I'm a country boy from Tappahannock (aaooo)
    VA is where I reside
    So shawty understand it (aaooo)
    And I know I just turned 18
    And I get a little mannish (aaooo)
    And you see this bandanna hanging
    That means I'm like a bandit
    Like-like a bandit-bandit
    (Aawwww, ruff)
    I got paper girl (ruff)
    The Lamborghini (ruff)
    With the spider seats (ruff)
    You neva seen it (aaooo)
    So get it shawty
    We parking lot pimping in my dome
    And I know what you want

    She want that lovey dovey (lovey dovey)
    That kiss kiss (kiss kiss)
    In her mind she fantasize bout getting with me
    They hating on me (hating on me)
    They wanna diss diss (diss diss)
    Because she mine, and so fine
    And thick as can be

    She want that lovey dovey (lovey dovey)
    That kiss kiss (kiss kiss)
    In her mind she fantasize bout getting with me
    They hating on me (hating on me)
    They wanna diss diss (diss diss)
    Because she mine, and so fine
    And thick as can be

    I'm the epitome of this demonstration
    I got the remedy
    Ya feeling me
    So why is you hating on my anatomy
    It's bird like (yeah)
    You heard right
    Girl I'm the king so that means I'm flyyy (awwww ruff)
    If you wit it girl (ruff)
    Get it poppin' (ruff)

    Roll wit me (ruff)
    Ain't no stopping (aaooo)
    So get it shawty
    We parking lot pimping in my dome
    And I know what you want

    She want that lovey dovey (lovey dovey)
    That kiss kiss (kiss kiss)
    In her mind she fantasize bout getting with me
    They hating on me (hating on me)
    They wanna diss diss (diss diss)
    Because she mine, and so fine
    And thick as can be

    She want that lovey dovey (lovey dovey)
    That kiss kiss (kiss kiss)
    In her mind she fantasize bout getting with me
    They hating on me (hating on me)
    They wanna diss diss (diss diss)
    Because she mine, and so fine
    And thick as can be

    (T-Pain)
    Ah ah ah ah ah
    Shawty lemme holla at you
    You so hot hot hot hot
    You think I'd be hollen if you not not not not
    I'm king of the town you can take a look around
    Teddy Penderassdown in the spot spot spot spot
    (Yeaah) I got money on me
    (Yeaah) baby girl no problem
    (Yeaah) you rolling shawty
    (Yeaah) let's hit McDonald's (ruff)

    It's TP and CB
    I'm'ma nappy boy (ah er er er ah er now yeah)

    Oowweee

    She want that lovey dovey (lovey dovey)
    That kiss kiss (kiss kiss)
    In her mind she fantasize bout getting with me
    They hating on me (hating on me)
    They wanna diss diss (diss diss)
    Because she mine, and so fine
    And thick as can be

    She want that lovey dovey (lovey dovey)
    That kiss kiss (kiss kiss)
    In her mind she fantasize bout getting with me
    They hating on me (hating on me)
    They wanna diss diss (diss diss)
    Because she mine, and so fine
    And thick as can be

    T-Pain
    Chris Brown
    Yeaaaaaa

    We are live back on nappy boy radio
    This is your boy DJ pain
    I gotta get outta hurr man
    I just wanna leave with it
    If you aint got it by now then your just aint getting it
    Lets go

    Nappy Boy (aaa) and Pretty Boy (aaa)
    Nappy Boy (aaa) and Pretty Boy (aaa)
    Boy I say
    Nappy Boy and Pretty Boy
    Nappy Nappy Nappy and Pretty Boy

    5, 4, 3, 0 yeah

    Download Lil' Wayne - Sweetest Girl (Dollar Bill) Mp3 free!

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    [Intro: (Wyclef Jean (Lil Wayne))]
    Some live for the bill
    Some kill for the bill
    She wined for the bill
    Grind for the bill
    (and she used to be the sweetest girl)
    Some steal for the bill, if they got to pay they bill
    (and she used to be the sweetest girl)
    Tonight Wyclef, Akon, Weezy on da bill...

    [Verse 1: (Wyclef Jean)]
    High school she was that girl that make me do the hula hoop around the gym
    (Just to get a peek again, she's a 10)
    High school she was
    That girl that make me do the hula hoop around the gym
    (Just to get a peek again, she's a 10)
    Never thought she would come and work for the president
    Mr. George Washington (where my money at? )
    She thought he'd call (where my money at? )
    She had a good day, bad day, sunny day, rainy day
    All she wanna know is (where my money at? )
    Closed legs don't get fed, go out there and make my bread
    All you wanna know is (where my money at? )
    She ended up in a road car, bruised up, scarred hard
    All you wanna know is (where my money at? )
    She thought he'd call (where my money at? )

    [Chorus: (Akon) ]
    Cause, I'mma tell you like Wu told me
    Cash rules everything around me
    Singin' dollar dollar bill yall(dollar, dollar bill yall)
    Singin' dollar dollar bill yall(dollar, dollar bill yall)
    Cause, I'mma tell you like Wu told me
    Cash rules everything around me
    Singin' dollar dollar bill yall(dollar, dollar bill yall)
    Singin' dollar dollar bill yall(dollar, dollar bill yall)

    [Verse 2: (Akon)]
    Pimpin' got harder cause, hoes got smarter
    On the strip is something they don't wanna be a part of
    Rather be up in the club shakin' for a thug
    For triple times the money and spending it like they wanna
    They got they mind on they money, money on they mind
    They got they finger on the trigger, hand on the nines
    See everyday they feel the struggle, but staying on they grind
    And ain't nobody takin' from us, and that's the bottom line

    But I know there's a drop in the block
    You move slow
    You getting' pressure from cops
    You don't know not to lay low
    Because 25 to life is no joke
    To all my real gorillas thuggin'
    On top of corners every day strugglin'
    All the beautiful women getting' money
    Washin' them dollar bills like laundry

    [Chorus: (Akon) ] (x2)
    Cause, I'mma tell you like Wu told me
    Cash rules everything around me
    Singin' dollar dollar bill yall(dollar, dollar bill yall)
    Singin' dollar dollar bill yall(dollar, dollar bill yall)
    Cause, I'mma tell you like Wu told me
    Cash rules everything around me
    Singin' dollar dollar bill yall(dollar, dollar bill yall)
    Singin' dollar dollar bill yall(dollar, dollar bill yall)

    [Bridge: (Wyclef Jean)]
    Money, money-money-money
    Money, money-money-money
    It drives the world crazy

    [Verse 3: (Lil Wayne)]
    (Weezy) She used to be (she used to be the sweetest girl)

    She used to be the sweetest girl ever ever
    Now she like sour ameretta
    She wears a dress to the T like the leather
    And if you make it rain she will be under the weather
    She used to run track back in high school
    Now she tricks off the track right by school
    She takes a loss cost she don't wanna see her child lose
    So respect her, I'll pay up for the time used
    And then she runs to the pastor
    And he tells her there will be a new chapter
    But she feels no different after
    And then she asks him where my money at

    [Chorus: (Akon) ] (x2)
    Cause, I'mma tell you like Wu told me
    Cash rules everything around me
    Singin' dollar dollar bill yall(dollar, dollar bill yall)
    Singin' dollar dollar bill yall(dollar, dollar bill yall)
    Cause,I'mma tell you like Wu told me
    Cash rules everything around me
    Singin' dollar dollar bill yall(dollar, dollar bill yall)
    Singin' dollar dollar bill yall(dollar, dollar bill yall)

    [Outro: (Wyclef Jean)]
    Some live for the bill
    Some kill for the bill (where my money at? )
    She wined for the bill
    Grind for the bill (where my money at? )
    Some steal for the bill, if they got to pay the bill (where my money at? )
    Tonight Wyclef, Akon, Weezy on da bill... (where my money at? )
     
     
     
     

    Download One Republic - Stop and Stare Mp3 free!

    Download One Republic - Stop and Stare Mp3 free!
     
    Right click on the link below to download and Save As Target.
     
     
    Below are the lyrics to the song:
     
    This town is colder now, I think it's sick of us
    It's time to make our move, I'm shakin' off the rust
    I've got my heart set on anywhere but here
    I'm staring down myself, counting up the years
    Steady hands, just take the wheel...
    And every glance is killing me
    Time to make one last appeal for the life I lead

    Stop and stare
    I think I'm moving but I go nowhere
    Yeah I know that everyone gets scared
    But I've become what I can't be, oh
    Stop and stare
    You start to wonder why you're here not there
    And you'd give anything to get what's fair
    But fair ain't what you really need
    Oh, can you see what I see

    They're tryin' to come back, all my senses push
    Untie the weight bags, I never thought I could...
    Steady feet, don't fail me now
    Gonna run till you can't walk
    But something pulls my focus out
    And I'm standing down...

    Stop and stare
    I think I'm moving but I go nowhere
    Yeah I know that everyone gets scared
    But I've become what I can't be, oh
    Stop and stare
    You start to wonder why you're here not there
    And you'd give anything to get what's fair
    But fair ain't what you really need
    Oh, can you see what I see

    What you need, what you need...

    Stop and stare
    I think I'm moving but I go nowhere
    And I know that everyone gets scared
    But I've become what I can't be
    Oh, do you see what I see...
     
    August 21

    Download P. Diddy's - I'll Be Missing You mp3

    Download P. Diddy's - I'll Be Missing You mp3.  Download is free.
     
    Right click on the link below and Save Target As.
     
     
    You can also watch the music video on my blog by clicking here:
     
     
    Also contains the full lyrics to the song.

    Leryn Franco - Hottest Javelin Thrower Pictures!

    Leryn Franco, a javelin thrower for the Paraguay Olympics team competing in her second Olympics, is unarguably one of the hottest Olympians ever! 26-year-old Franco is a professional model and was runner-up in the 2006 Miss Paraguay competition and Miss Bikini Universe pageant.

    Check out all her hot photos in my photo album.  Here's the link:

    http://fgoningbo999.spaces.live.com/photos/cns!DA3E08396CEEDB11!2689/

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    German Olympians pose nude for Playboy - see their pics!

    Combo photo shows (from L to R) hockey striker Katharina Scholz, ailor Petra Niemann, judo fighter Romy Tarangul and canoeist Nicole Reinhardt pose for September cover girls for the country's edition of Playboy.
     
    German Olympians Playboy cover
     
    Petra Niemann poses as one of the September cover girls for the country's edition of Playboy. Sailor Petra Niemann, hockey striker Katharina Scholz, canoeist Nicole
    Reinhardt and judo fighter Romy Tarangul will add their names to the growing list of athletes getting their kit off for cash or a cause.
     
    Petra Niemann Playboy
     
    Nicole Reinhardt, poses as one of the September cover girls for the country's edition of Playboy.
     
    Nicole Reinhardt Playboy
     
    Katharina Scholz, poses as one of the September cover girls for the country's edition of Playboy.
     
    Katharina Scholz Playboy
     
    Romy Tarangul, poses as one of the September cover girls for the country's edition of Playboy.
     
    Romy Tarangul Playboy
     
     
    August 19

    Watch CSI Miami Season 6 online free - Full Episodes!

    Watch the entire Season 6 of CSI Miami online free.  They're all full episodes! No commercials! Just 100% CSI!
     
    Click on the links for each episode and watch. 
     
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    August 17

    Michael Phelps' miracle photo finish!

    Watch Michael Phelps' miracle photo finish!

    2008 Beijing Olympics

    Michael Phelps was in big trouble in the 100-meter butterfly. He was seventh in the eight-man field after 50 meters.

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    Phelps made a critical decision in the final meters to attempt another half-stroke while Serbia's Milorad Cavic (right) tried to glide to the finish.

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    With less than a meter to go, Phelps still trailed Cavic and his only hope was to somehow out-touch the Serbian.

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    Cavic was inches from stopping Phelps' quest for eight gold medals as the American reached over the water for his final half-stroke.

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    Phelps brought his hands down through the water and touched the wall .01 seconds before Cavic finished his glide to the wall, swiping the gold medal and tying Mark Spitz' record of seven golds at one Olympics.
     
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    As seen in this blowup from the previous frame, Cavic hadn't touched the wall yet.
     
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    The Serbian delegation filed a protest, but conceded that Phelps won after reviewing the tape provided by FINA, swimming's governing body.
     
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    Phelps won the same event in similar fashion at the 2004 Olympics, out-touching American Ian Crocker after trailing and winning the gold by .04 seconds.
     
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    Pictures and article from Sports Illustrated